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Experience Indian & Bollywood mu-sic(myu'zik) on Dhingana.com

2008-12-08T22:11:00.001-08:00

I wanted to write about Dhingana.com - my new favorite destination for enjoying music online. Dhingana is very simple and a lot of fun. Here are some of the cool features Dhingana offers:

Discover new music with your friends & share your musical tastes with each other.
Create lists of your favorite songs called SmartLists and share them with the community.
Create customized musical greetings and send them to your dear ones. Experience mGreetings.
Create your own musical profile, track your musical history and see what your friends are listening to.
Read, enjoy and view interesting news, videos and pictures from the world of bollywood on their Public News section.

They also have an amazing music widget called 360Widget which you can add to your own blog or site, so that your users can listen to music right from your site. Isn't that cool? Dhingana is a whole new musical world and the best thing is, it is all FREE :) So, hurry grab a musical profile for yourself by registering here and get musical.

Experience Indian & Bollywood mu-sic(myu'zik) on Dhingana.com

2008-11-30T21:23:00.001-08:00

I wanted to write about Dhingana.com - my new favorite destination for enjoying music online. Dhingana is very simple and a lot of fun. Here are some of the cool features Dhingana offers:

Discover new music with your friends & share your musical tastes with each other.
Create lists of your favorite songs called SmartLists and share them with the community.
Create customized musical greetings and send them to your dear ones. Experience mGreetings.
Create your own musical profile, track your musical history and see what your friends are listening to.
Read, enjoy and view interesting news, videos and pictures from the world of bollywood on their Public News section.

Nasscom’s EmergeOut Conclave 2008 and how it is “emerging” out to harness the 2.0 wave

2008-09-29T06:47:00.001-07:00

Nasscom’s EmergeOut Conclave 2008 and how it is “emerging” out to harness the 2.0 wave

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Office Game

2008-02-19T02:24:00.000-08:00

Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office Game which awards points as follows:

ONE POINT

Run one lap around the office at top speed. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
When they're not looking, pour most of someone's fresh cup of coffee into your mug leaving them with an inch of brew.
Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

THREE-POINTS

Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it." - Double points if you do this to a manager.
Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

FIVE POINTS

At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'Bob'.
Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do number two".
After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in, "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"
In a colleague's diary, write in 10 am: "See how I look in tights".
Carry your laptop over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"
Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now"
Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it"
Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc.) during a very important conference call.
Tuck one pant leg into your sock and when queried, answer, "not now" and walk away.

Mad Ads Part 1

2007-12-30T00:35:00.001-08:00

Old piece of news clip!

2007-12-20T04:23:00.001-08:00

Useful piece of information!!!

2007-11-25T21:20:00.000-08:00

The Internet is the best place to find all sorts of information…See what I’ve found here

5 Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

...and the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

My Loooove letter

2007-11-21T12:05:00.001-08:00

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,

Romeo

Home made Fossil

2007-11-15T01:52:00.001-08:00

Lizard King is No More :(

Nayyy....not talking about Jim Morrison

Time changes all

2007-10-07T05:00:00.000-07:00

Dating process:

6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

********

Back from Work:

6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??

********

Gifts:

6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the
living room.
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.

********

Phone Ringing:

6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RIIIINGIIIINGGGG.

********

Cooking:

6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!

The Real Transformation

2007-07-14T23:00:00.000-07:00

Awesome graphics and fanatbulous use of technology!

I hear that O&M drew its inspiration for the new Bajaj Pulsar TVC from this movie... sorry to say but it is a sad case of a bad outcome from a good inspiration.

Watch the TVC here...

I am a Man, I wish to be in Army!!!

2007-07-10T02:16:00.000-07:00

Which newspaper do you read?

2007-06-27T05:11:00.000-07:00

Came across some interesting views...I think most of it is correct. Check out!

The Times of India is read by people who run the country.

The Statesman is read by the people who think they run the country.

The Hindu is read by the people who think they ought to run the country.

The Indian Express is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country.

The Telegraph is read by people who do not know who runs the country but are sure they are doing it wrong.

Mid-Day is read by the wives of the people who run the country.

The Economic Times is read by the people who own the country.

The Tribune is read by the people who think the country ought to be run as it used to be run.

The Hindustan Times is read by the people who still think it is their country.

The Asian Age is read by the people who would rather be in another country

The Perfect Man

2007-06-20T09:48:00.000-07:00

We at are favorite topic again. We = I, Me & Cute-Myself.
And this time we have a few pics to share too! :D

The Perfect Man

The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.

The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love for you.

The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.

He has never made you cry
Or hurt you In any way
Oh, screw this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay.

-Author Unknown

Shitty Calories!!!!!

2007-06-14T02:09:00.000-07:00

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent....................... 12
CaloriesWithout her consent.................... 187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8
CaloriesWith one hand.......................... 12
CaloriesWith your teeth........................ 85
CaloriesWith your teeth through her shirt.....108 Calories

PUTTING ON THE CONDOM:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary..................................... 12 Calories
69 lying down............................... 78 Calories
69 standing up............................. 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow................................ 216 Calories
Doggy Style............................ .....326 Calories
Italian chandelier (just look it up).. 912 Calories

ORGASMING:
Real................................... 112 Calories
False.................................. 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years................................................. 80 Calories
40-49 years.................................................124 Calories
50-59 years.................................................972 Calories
60-69 years......................... 2916 Calories
70 and over......................... Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly....................................................... 32 Calories
In a hurry................................................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories

Straight ???

2007-06-06T10:58:00.000-07:00

Straight Jeans from LEE!!
So do any of you guys think holding hands could be judgemental?????

I found them cute...

2007-06-06T03:29:00.000-07:00

And I know I must share them. :)
The cute baby -

Pepsi Hands -

Trust me, life's too short for a wrong job. Think again - You! :)

Veni, Vidi, Vici

2007-05-29T05:35:00.000-07:00

All of us have heard of the famous Latin phrase translated as "I came, I saw, I conquered", coined by the very famous Roman general and consul Julius Caesar. But that was in 47 BC - things have changed today. There's a personal version for each one of us. Here are the top 3 versions from me (Poor me, no one allows me to give real names of links!! Sigh.) : -

1. The search engine.
He came, He saw, He got stuck.

2. Fidgety Widget
He came, He got Confused, He got Fucked.

3. Adi Crazy (me)
She came, She giggled, She giggles...

Any more suggestions?
Comments are open.

Top 17 corporate dialogs (credits to crazy)

2007-05-29T01:04:00.000-07:00

1."We will do it" means "You will do it"

2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"

3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"

4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"

5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"

7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"

8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"

9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."

10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"

11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"

14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."

15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"

16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"

17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"

Be a detective---------> Find any one from their name,login id, email

2007-05-28T04:27:00.000-07:00

Stumbled this really cool site......

'Yoname' is a search engine that allows you to search friends (not just) on these 6 big networks:

but from every where on the net................. So guy think before putting an unsolicited mail or comment.

The Honest Truth About Men.

2007-05-25T04:34:00.000-07:00

All this is true, so dont blame me! :P :P

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have no money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money and thank God are straight, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

As I said, its totaly true. So no hate-comments for this one. :)

Crazy Lingo [uncensored]

2007-05-21T13:00:00.000-07:00

Dese dayz all ppl r comin up wid nu lingos of dere own... I guess u can c dat already :). So I decided to take out sm lines on da new lingo thingy which is vry in dese dayz...

Maa kassam dude... <-- dat's international fusion
Goddamn da fkin ppl of dis crazy city <-- dat's evryday frust
Ben Jonson! <-- dat's remix
Yo Jonny! <-- dat's lk callin sm1 'oye kabootar!'
Mah butts r tired o' ridin ur back! <-- dat's lk sayin 'i m sick of... waatevva!!!'
Sheeaat dude... u fked up! <-- dat's wen ur fren is in deep shit n u r nt xactly empathetic!
Maa Jo Ben Jo <-- aah... do i need to explain dat 1??
Damn suckers <-- chutiye kahi ke!
Fk dem bitches! <-- err can be used in many forms, 1 xample - bhaad mein gaye saale
eeeyaaakkk <-- uh... no m not pukin... i juss dnt lk smthin
ya rite! watevr... <-- lapet lo re!!!
ghantaa! <-- bulshit

rqst maa sincere 'commenters' to add sm of dere own shit!

Crazy's Shit.

2007-05-18T06:30:00.000-07:00

Which he says is Austin Power's shit any way its all the shit, so better be at every shit!!

Wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?

Are those real?

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even further for that thing you do with your tongue.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

Bomb Blast In Hyderabad 10 mins back

2007-05-18T03:00:00.000-07:00

Well not a very exciting news for a guy from Delhi who is quite use to blasts happening every now and then. But still a bomb blast is a major shit so thought of blogging it down.

There has been a blast at Hyderabad's Mecca mosque around 1.25 pm (IST), in which five people have been reporteded to be dead and the number is surely increasing . The injured have been taken to the Osmania Hospital in the city.

On Friday, over 1,000 people gather at Mecca mosque, which is close to Charminar, for the prayers(The number should give you an idea what intension did the criminal had in mind)

Mecca mosque is one of the oldest mosques in India.

Horn Please!

2007-05-16T06:48:00.000-07:00

This is what you are supposed to do when you are driving in the hills! You see them a lot and actually keep honking and encountering "expert" hill side drivers @ every blind turn, who probably never honks but gives you a look which clearly means "why the hell are you honking!!!"....

Waatevva!!! my country is crazy, I am crazy and we are in love!!!

Whacked Out Store Banners

2007-05-16T06:43:00.000-07:00

Well.... these are a couple of absolutely whacked out store banners I came across in Bhikaji Cama Place, New Delhi. A buddy was along with his sexy Sony Ericsson P990i and he clicked em!

The store turned out to be a exports rejected garment shop!

All I can say is... mast hai bhidu! Lage raho India!!

Guys are Weird.

2007-05-15T13:17:00.000-07:00

Trust me, guys are weird. No? You don't agree? *strange* Let me defend my point your honour. Here's my valuable multiplied by 7.89 thoughts on guys, who are incidentally my gooooooood friends or enemies but wouldn't let me mention their names. Sigh. Anyway, so we'll call them Mr. SP, Mr. KK and Mr. AA
**Damn, I almost gave their links**

Case 1.
Mr.SP met this sexy chick in an expensive (note the bold and the italics) bar in his dry and lonely town. Off the records, my friend haunts all expensive joints in this city, expecting to spot a good looking lady, which, let me tell you, is a rare commodity in his new town. okay, this girl was good, really good . "She was just right, in every way, everrrrrry way, you know what I mean"- is how he explains her. Hmmm....okay darling we got it. Men, hmmph.
So, she looks good, dances well, seems interested in my handsome (?) friend and and AND asks for his number. Wow. But the story begins now. Mr. SP is already high on beer and inflated ego, and gave her his Delhi number which was deactivated ages ago. Phew! Poor SP.

Case 2.
Mr. KK worked in my office and has been showing his disgusting interest in me since long. Yesssssh! Shumetimes guys find me intereshting too. So KK takes my MSN ID, pays a visit to my bay for nonsence questions and irritats me a lot. This particular day, he decided to play diplomatic.
KK: Hey! Your blog is nice Nupur.
Me: Thanks, DK.
KK: DK who?
Me: Nupur who?
KK: eehehehehee **does a silly laugh** You write great Adi.
Me: Hmmph

Case 3.
Our language professor was talking at length about the wonders of language. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." My back bencher friend,Mr. AA offered, "Yeah, right!"

*I guess I proved my point*

The defence rests, your honour.

Adi goes bonkers with her obsession for monarchy

2007-05-07T02:31:00.000-07:00

Sounds interesting yeah...? Well ... it is a story on Adi so there is bound to be some spice there :)

Go here: How Adi Went Bonkers? for the fun facts about Adi Crazy!!!

I would have written more... but I gotta rush and find a cover for poor me :O

Blue Pill Pranks

2007-05-06T23:19:00.000-07:00

Last weekend I took a break from the usual routine of drinking and partying till wee hours and decided to stay back home and drink till wee hours with my roomies. Few shots down and our evil minds were already plotting destructions.

Our WMD would be the miracle blue pill - Viagra!

I don’t know if it is a regulated drug in India or one needs a prescription to get them (thankfully, don't you think?). But if you could lay your hands on jar full of these pills, there may be a lot you can do with it. Take cue from 80's movie and present day 'sob' operas and mix one in your victim’s drink. Picking up the right victim at the right moment is critical for its success.

One situation me and my roomies came up with:
If you owned a sheep farm, get a 'blue pilled' drink ready for a new candidate.
“We had to fire that last guy because he liked the sheep too much, if you know what I mean. Anyway, have this coke and let me show you the herd.”

Some other classic scenarios:

- Groom before the ceremony
- Candidate before a speech in election campaign
- Teacher before sex education class
- Any player in a major tournament
- Stand up comedians before a performance
- Priest before communion
- Host before a toddler beauty pageant
- WWE wrestler before a match

Have any more ideas to add?

Dirty Mind

2007-04-27T06:51:00.000-07:00

On Stage: -

She comes rushing in the room. She is on a desperate look out for our very own Tradaptor. Oh hell! He isn't there. Damn. She is desperately depressed. turns to "crazy" Miss.Dirty Mind and "cheesy" Miss.Shitty Thoughts (who are already suppressing laughter on her very-visible disappointment) and says in a throaty-husky-sexy-scary-desperate-something voice - "Is Summer in?"

Summer? SUMMER?
snorts. giggles. chuckling. And a burst of laughter in its worse form.
Both nod their heads but say nothing.

Back Stage: -

"Is Summer in?"
ahan!
Both "crazy" and "cheesy" have bright answers to that one. Crazy cant wait to share a decent few.

Question: Is Summer in?

Ans.1: Yup! And its hot! **wink**

Ans.2: How do I know? But if Summer'z in, would you have to confirm? **awwwwww**

Ans.3: Totally. And I'm feeling wet...err...sweaty. **genuine smile**

Ans.4: No. He came early. **straight face**

Ans.5: No. I wouldn't let him!! **hello??**

PS: - Read the title and be informed that I admit it. I insist you spare me for my mental deformities. But for jhessshus sake, call him tradaptor or call him Simmer at your own risk (and run run run after that. Choosy guy, our tradaptor.) - but phuleeeze don't call him "Summer". Not after he's read it.

~~Adi Crazy~~

Perversive Acts of Hypocrisy

2007-04-20T11:28:00.000-07:00

A society corrupted by self proclaimed protectors of religion... hideously engaged in perversive acts of hypocrisy! (I fear that some people might want to delete me, so I will be a little indirect!!!)

Kisses, hugs, celebrity weddings, valentine day... all of them bring to my mind headlines from newspapers that read on the lines of violence, destruction, massacre etc. A nation - sickened by useless aggression - perhaps rising out of unemployment, under achievement by a certain section of the society - sounds more like a socio-economic issue? - it is - but has now become a giant and has taken several forms - one of them being that of the moral brigade... I wonder how many soldiers of the moral brigade must fantasise hot women, and most might even be masturbating fantasising the women they scandalise on grounds of immorality.

All this for what.. i guess the brigade must be drawing some inner satisfaction out of it... happiness matters you know! - sadism at its best! I wonder why we make news for all the wrong reasons?!?

This is to the moral brigade... guys! get a life!!!

AIDS Activist Shilpa in a new GERE

2007-04-15T23:11:00.000-07:00

No. The controversies cant get enough of our plain ol' Shilpa Shetty. The racism victim has barely emerged out of the quotes-unquotes by Akshay Kumar in a sleazy UK gossip magazine, and here she finds her-poor-self in yet another shit. During an AIDS awareness campaign in Delhi, called Seena Taan Ke campaign by the Truckers Corporation of India Foundation (India's largest surface transport organisation), the Pretty Woman star Richard Gere grabbed her and kissed her several times in front of cheering, no, jeering fans. I know, I know you want the video - WATCH IT HERE.

And cameras clicked too!

Photos from IBNlive.

Looks like after Indian sadhus, Gere has started liking Indian Women too. Good sign. But most of the Indian audiences didn't take this in right spirit (what right spirit?) and TV channels are running franatic public polls asking audiences should the stars apologize or not.

Interesting:

More brickbats for Shilpa.

More interesting:
Aaj Tak channel running the video twice every nano second, with a reporter and a film critic, frowning and debating on what-effect-will-this-have-on-children and social-responsibilities-of-a-celebrity, making sure the video caches each and every child's attention across India.

Most interesting:

I'll put it as "Spread the message, f*#k the virus".
Wow! that's some originality!!
lolzzz....

~~Adi Crazy~~

Cell Phones - Infertility - Men

2007-04-12T03:24:00.000-07:00

And as if all the shit in the world was not enough, here's another news for you men. According to this study, men who talk on cell phones more than four hours a day produced 23% less sperms than those who don't use them at all. Ha Ha Ha! This is f*#king funny. But hey! Wait a minute....are there really men who talk for 4 hours a day? You've got to be kiddin'! Men who talk much less than that are hardly bearable, hello!
This just isn't possible. No. Men who talk more than 4 hours a day, on phone or otherwise (that is, if such men exist at all!), are in my best and sexy opinion, not real men. And in that case, they don't deserve to be fertile. Period.

~~Adi Crazy~~

Undying Love

2007-04-10T04:27:00.000-07:00

Jeff Green - a 32 year old American in Arizona has decided against burying his dead wife. Instead, he put her in a glass box in his living room to keep him company. Obviously, it got kindda too creepy for many of his friends and relatives to visit his house.

"Lucy had a great sense of humour and I'm sure she would appreciate being my coffee table...It cost me about $6,000.00, but it was worth it." Some of Jeff's friend who respects his decision and vists him often have even commented that it makes a nice piece of furniture!

Anyone eager for undying love?...I am most definitely NOT!

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

2007-04-10T02:09:00.000-07:00

Scream!! And I was impressed.
The 300 video on YouTube is excellent. Watch it in our Shitty Videos. 80% of the flick is digital dellusion. Couldn't wait to go watch it with a large popcorn (buttered). Tried to convince mi lil' sis for company. Teens are hard to please these days. And after a short conversation, all my enthu crashed and burnt. Here's how-

Me- Let's go watch 300!
lil' sis- 300???
Me- Yaaaaa...its a great movie!!
lil' sis- You've seen it?
Me- No, that's why I'm saying let's go watch it!
lil' sis- Who's seen it?
Me- Who's seen it means what? Many people. I saw the teaser.
lil' sis- hmm...
Me- So let's go, right?
lil' sis- let's see....is it a romantic movie?
Me- Nay! 300 people fighting 1 million! Its going to be crazy!!
lil' sis- Fighting for what?
Me- ummm....something important.
lil' sis- Is it based on a real story?
Me- ummm..... I'll find out. It's set in ancient history of...ummm.....I guess America.
lil' sis- Is it an Epic?
Me- WHAT?
lil' sis- ya, Epic?
Me- Well, i guess yes.
lil' sis- Somewhat like Troy?
Me- Troy? oh yeah..you can say that.
lil' sis- Good! I like Brad Pitt.
Me- but he isnt starring in 300!
lil' sis- No? awww.....that's sad.
Me- .....??
lil' sis- Who is the hero in 700?
Me- 300!!
lil' sis- Yeah...
Me- Gerard Butler
lil' sis- Who?
Me-...........
lil' sis- okay, Who's the dress designer?
Me- ???
lil' sis- ?????
Me- listen, lets go watch it and find out!
lil' sis- How about "Shaka Laka Boom Boom"?
Me- .......
lil' sis- Whatever!!

Think better and faster with Google Gulp!

2007-04-01T23:26:00.000-07:00

Yeah you got that right!

They are nasty people @ Google. This time they came up with a 'magic potion' it seems. Check out what they did here: G.0OgLe gUlP.

Google offers FREE broadband!

2007-04-01T20:52:00.000-07:00

Well.... this is what Google has to say:

"Introducing Google TiSP (BETA), our new FREE in-home wireless broadband service. Sign up today and we'll send you your TiSP self-installation kit, which includes setup guide, fiber-optic cable, spindle, wireless router and installation CD."

Click here to explore Google TiSP (BETA)

Happily Jingled, Mingled, Entangled in the Web

2007-03-27T03:25:00.000-07:00

Until the www happened to us (read Cyber Junkies)... what were we doing? Ummm... watching movies, the same movie many times, listening to music... and fighting against the urge of buying more music, renting more video cds.. then came chat, peer-to-peer networks - Kazaa, Limewire, and came shareware, online multiplayer games and all that cool shit! Then we got really busy, and we remained so for some time... but we wanted more (yeah, ye dil always maange more!!!).

Then happened the blogs, social communities - web 2.0! and we found a new passion in blogging, in e-socialising. Connecting with people couldn't be easier!!!

Then we blogged, and blogged and blogged ... happily ever after

Why Hindi and Rock doesn't roll

2007-03-27T02:47:00.000-07:00

Being a Hard rock fan in India means you'll always have to be dependent on musicians from the other end of the globe for your daily dose of head-bangin materials. Rock, metal and any stuff heavier than Shakira and Ricky fuck!n Martin is supposed to be music for chemical junkies, dopies and other 'social misfits' (I am one of them!!).

Why isn't the concept of getting wild with music is not accepted? Afterall, there are no derth of lunatics vigourously shaking their heads and butts off during religious geathering. And me thinks the authentic drum beats of Durga puja and Ganesh Chaturthi have an uncanning resemblence with the double bass beats.

Maybe because the part of the world I live in doesn't have the Freedom of Speech despite being the largest democracy of the world!!! Sounds crap and unpatriotic? Not really.

You go to a Rock show at Pragati Maidan and the band greets you with 'Hey all you fuck!n people' - and the crowd love them for it. So much so, we now have bands named FTN (Phuck the Name) and a very clever Man-Who-Pause. Can you imagine a show when a singer sings a song with a free dose of MC and BC in the lyrics other than Dil, Pyar, Aankhe and other sh!t? Hah! You'll be screwd BIG time by our home grown Moral Police! The same A$$holes who uses them indiscriminately at will at home, streets and public places!

Bloody hypocrites....All of Them.

A Diamond Is Forever: The begining of the AbhiAsh Saga

2007-03-27T01:06:00.000-07:00

Aishwarya Rai Weds Abhishek Bachan

The smaller the pearl the more precious it is. All the tabloids and news channels are full of Abhi and Ash getting married on 19th April, 2007 in an extremely toned down private function in the Bachan residence 'Pratiksha'. The last count on the guest list supposedly 15, which includes close friends and family members from the Rai and Bachan families. Apparently, the pastel arrangement of the marriage is what will make it even more delicious for the media, not to mention the hoards of paparazzi. Try buying the smallest pearl from the jewelery shop!

This news brings a screeching halt to the much discussed topic of the venue of the marriage...starting from Balaji Temple in AP to the Royal palace in Jodhpur. . There has also been news of the exclusive rights of filming the marriage being sold to a media house in London...apparently as part of a multi-million deal. However, there is no denying the fact that despite all the hullabaloo being ashed, it is definitely going to be a celestial media event.

Buckle your seat belts...watch out for more...

Chopped and Grilled

2007-03-25T23:23:00.000-07:00

Read this and trust me, you'll ask for no more.

The 19 year old girl - nothing of her is left now - was killed, chopped and grilled on a patio grill. All because the possesive pig couldnt stand her getting into a new relationship. Talk about love!

Now, I for one, certainly dont want a possesive guy. I love my body too much to send it to a barbecue grill on a freak's balcony, in smaaaaall parts. eeeeeewww! I know by experience that guys do drive inspiration from such trend setters. oooohh....Its a scary thought. All in the name of love. Sigh!

Life, Shit, and stuff

2007-03-14T09:34:00.000-07:00

Guess who's it this time?

What...?

Demi Moore???

Nah! Is that the best you could think of?? Suckers!!! It's Charlize Theron... sad but true.
All she did was - winning an Oscar, and what did she get in return? Read on.

1. Charlize Theron on the beach
2. Skimpily clad in a tiny string bikini
3. Paparazzi on the beach
4. Pic in the news...
5. Crazy get's more spice for his blog
6. Bikini company gets free publicity and tonnes of sales!!! (Yeah this was the secret one!)

Dunno what's with people these days! Can't even wear (or not wear) a bikini and bask on the beach.... ahhh.. if that's what is life, crazy'd rather not live it.

~ PEACE YO! ~

CrAzY

inextricably intertwined

2007-03-12T09:49:00.000-07:00

how often have u been plagued by the ambiguities of ur memories? trapped in the self-image? the fixity or the liquidity of it?

the memorial mindscapes of our imagination... we all browse it when we can... the distortions of the past and conflicts with present experience...so be it.

the art & artifice of memory... psychic dissonances & subterranean currents of emotion... the idee fixe ... bullsh!t...become a mongrel absorb every thing...its healthy!

Recruiting frustrated bloggers

2007-03-10T03:47:00.000-08:00

Hello friends,

This is your "A$" speaking, the @#$^ behind this masterpiece shit and few other amazing Internet landscapes. I (on behalf of all the a$$e$) invite bloggers who have their own blogs and are doing a great job out there but dont get to do any crap(shit, bakwas, funtroo) on their own blogs. As they are good and they cant really afford to do f@#k ups out there.

Job Description:

Write any thing and publish it on behalf of everyshit, (Well dont forget to put a disclaimer incase it is too shitty)

Remuneration:
1. Esteemed membership of "every shit".
2. Introduction and friendship (optional) with a bunch of psycho and crazy people.
3. Other perks and bonuses.

Eligibility: Any one who has a blog and is very much capable of writing shit.

Preferred-
Dog, Cat, Tiger, Horse, Shark , Bull, Donkey, Monkey, Cow, Superman, Batman, Spider man, Hulk and other super heroes(includes heroines and other animals too).

Contact:
krazymarketer@gmail.com
(Crazy Marketer)

Versatility of Every Shit!

2007-03-10T03:05:00.000-08:00

Here are some examples that demonstrate the how versatile the phrase 'every shit' is:

1. Web Marketeer is the a$$ behind 'every shit' (hee hee)
2. Web Marketeer, Crazy Marketer, The Tradaptor and Adi Crazy contribute to 'every shit' on Blogspot
3. We want more sh!tty people to be part of 'every shit'
4. We are interested in smothering 'every shit' over the world wide web
5. Finally, believe me 'every shit' counts!

Ciao,

- Crazy -

Bitch..?

2007-03-10T00:33:00.000-08:00

Talk about the innest lingo.

There are many I use fondly too, but there's a special one. BITCH. Abuse, obscene and derogatory. Derogatory?? okay, we'll decide that later. Just came across this awesome e-greeting on yahoo and was appalled to realize how easily I related to it!! Ouch!! Well, I am sure its not for me though (lol) but I still like it a lot- The greeting. Have a look and let me know. :D Tried having a pic of that animated girl here...But am not too much savvy with this blog thing as yet. That greeting made me think. Today, almost everyone around me uses the word frequently (frequency depends).

As a kid, it used to be a word that made me flinch. "It is something bad, never to be spoken"- I made a rule. But in high school, and then in college I seemed to forget all rules. My family debates it is the effect of staying in a metro. (giggle) Well, I am not sold to the reason. It is more of an individual thing, I guess. I think there's nothing bad in using the word (literally meaning a female dog) but I am careful in the presence of elder people. Cliched...I know. (grin).

I am generally a friendly person (Aquarian trait) and you'll rarely see me alone. I like crowds and I looooove parties. I know how to keep secrets and I know the difference between sympathy and empathy. On a whole, I consider myself a good friend. (You might want a second opinion). But the fact I found the e-greeting so attractive and so like-me, I am zapped. What I understand is, the word is a slang. Alright. But is it derogatory? NO, I guess.

I enjoy being a bitch at times. Times when you have to teach a lesson to someone who never returns your treasured books (I stole them from her house when her mom was the only one present in the house), times when your roomie thinks its her duty to use all your cosmetics (I presented her with a set of cheap ones, she got the hint), times when people give missed calls and expect you to call back 3 times a day- only to discover that they are free and can have a chit chat (I never call back, but that's after being a fool 20/25. What else?), etc...

Coming back to bitch, I also like the song Bitch by Rolling Stones and it goes like-
"Feeling so tired, can't understand it Just had a fortnight's sleep
I'm feeling so shot, I'm so distracted
Ain't touched a thing all week
I'm feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy
Ain't touched a drink all night
I'm feeling hungry, can't see the reason
Just ate a horse meat pie
Yeah when you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog
Yeah when you lay me out
My heart is beating louder than a big bass drum,
alright Yeah,
you got to mix it child
You got to fix it must be love
It's a bitch
You got to mix it child
You got to fix it but love
It's a bitch, alright..."

That reminds me of this woman X who was mi friend's roomie and mi poor friend, who otherwise had a victory record for female contaverciess, has had real tough times dealing with household issues with miss X. She had a hand written poster in her cluttered room which quoted the famous lines - "Life is a bitch and then you die, so F*#K 'em all and let's get high!" :)

Uff! a whole post over and the concept is still not clear!

Anywayz, who cares!! lolzzz

Thank Gawd! for all the Shit Creators HE sent to earth

2007-03-06T12:33:00.000-08:00

Aaargh!!! Listen to this - Britney Spears shaves her head, writes 666 on it, screams that she is the antichrist, attemps to kill herself and drives a whole bunch of people crazy - wow some shit creator she is man! And guess what! as if this was not enough - ex hubby, deary dear K-Fed shaves his head extra bald (dunno wat dat is supposed to mean!) and announces that he did it to honour his ex-wife!!!

Paris Hilton has not and will never manage to stay out of the drugs stories that (probably) give her the nightmares! Courtney Love testifies it, and Nicole Richie faints due to dehydration - sounds pretty normal, doesn't it? I guess, if these a$$e$ did not create so much sh!t what the hell would you read about ;-) and what in the world would I have written about - scary thought.... ooohhh

Okkkkk... we will now pray to Gawd almighty that HE should continue to create celebrities, and MUST always forget to give them that extra intelligence which is given to the non-celebrities... amen!!!!

LONG LIVE ANARCHY!!!!

Fingers to Bush and *balls to Bin Landen

2007-03-06T00:10:00.000-08:00

The shit continues...........

Porn Queen Cicciolina offers her assets to Bin laden !

The much talked about Italian hotty who by the way won herself a seat in the parliament but still continues to work in art movies(freaking porn). In one of her Romanian erotic fete she offered her self to Bin Laden in exchange of world peace(Do these blond bimbo know any thing else that this world needs excepting "world peace"?????????????? )

She says:
It is time someone did something about Bin Laden, and I am ready to do it. God! Bin Laden is one lucky soul, and I am so sure he would not mind the balls. he he he he he he

What do you say guys???????????????

Our first (shitty) blog

2007-03-05T12:07:00.000-08:00

Goddamn all those nice blogs that talk about all those nice things! We are here to talk some sh!t and we goddamn will!!!

Readers & Bloggers, welcome to another blog of ours! A different one though, one that's not OUTSTANDING - but one that STANDS OUT... and as most of you must have already guessed (not that it is very obscure!) - we are gonna do all kinda sh!t here :-). Right from - what kinda bikinis is Pamela (yeah right - the one with Anderson as the middle name, and Lee as the last name - suckers!) buying these days - to - why the hell is Dubya so hell bent upon screwing his family name in American history (Gawd! what the hell was he thinkin when he went on 'the biggest hunt of all times' lookin for poor Osama).

We are gonna take it out, right here, on the blog, on the internet, live! Some major suckers coming your way! Hold on to your pants and grab your keyboards for some majjor shitty blogging!

PS. I am not high at the moment.

- Crazy -